1.You check out her Facebook page more than your own
2.You are more interested on who is scrapping on her Orkut then yours
3.You put the “who has visited my page” option on your Orkut page to off so that she cant see that you visit her page 100,000 times a day
4.More people in your friends list are from her group then yours
5.The number stored under the letter “A” in your cell is hers
6.The Ringtone which you set on your cell phone is the song which you heard when she walked into the office canteen the first day
7.“my pictures” in your computer section has all the pictures downloaded from her FB & Orkut accounts
8. When the Caller tune in your cell phone has a suggestive song (hopefully with her name in it)
9.You use send flowers to her on needless occasion including “Independence day of Burkano Faso” & the Ground Hog day
10.You bought a second cell phone so that you can switch of your Office cell when you want to talk to her
11.You give up smoking ,and tell all your friends it is because of “character building“ exercise rather than the “Turn offs” column in her Orkut profile which says “smoking”
12.You buy a Rs 5000 Track suit ,claiming to your colleagues, its about “Healthy Lifestyle” not because you look older than her
13.She is the only “Lady Friend “ of yours whom you don’t tease about her Boy friend
14.You know the courier rates to her place better than your ATM account Password
15.You find strange endearing nicknames for a complete stranger
16.You tell all your friends about her all day long and lament that she doesn’t care so you don’t care
17.you save up every e- mail and chat session with her on your Gtalk & Gmail and spend hours re-reading it.
18.You stare longer at Cell phone screen then you do at your Laptop monitor…Hoping it will RINNNNGGG
19.You tell the HR consultant that your “Preference of Location” is limited to a radius of 100 Kms of her present location
20.You don’t miss the smoking cause you are too messed up missing her
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