1.Ownership defined by law
2.She looks as good as new after a wash and a dash of polish
3.If stolen and found,she has to be sent back to you ,by law
4. If guys pass a comment as you drive past,you only feel elated ,never jealous
5. Its easy to "drive" her
6. The "doctor" costs much less
7. You can exchange it at local car dealer for a newer model by paying the diffrence
8. Banks lend you money to own her
9. You decide where you both go
10. She does not mind a new girlfriend
Have you heard this before?
Guys !!you must have heard thses lines multiple time...I have listed some so that you realise nothing you or anyone does will ever change them
1. "You used to love me more when we were going around"
2. "you no longer call me in morning to wake me up."
3. "You have no time for me nowadayz"
4. "Suddenly has your workload gone up,or are you in busy with someone in office"
5. "Daddy was right about you"
6."You have not given me a gift from last X number of days"
7."We were much happier when you didnt have this job"
8. "How do i look?" (No right answers for this one)
9."Promise you will stop drinking when....."
10 "You are not intrested in what I have to say"
11."you know i hate smoking"
12. "Was the curry ok?"(No right answers for this one)
13. "Am I lookng fat?"
1. "You used to love me more when we were going around"
2. "you no longer call me in morning to wake me up."
3. "You have no time for me nowadayz"
4. "Suddenly has your workload gone up,or are you in busy with someone in office"
5. "Daddy was right about you"
6."You have not given me a gift from last X number of days"
7."We were much happier when you didnt have this job"
8. "How do i look?" (No right answers for this one)
9."Promise you will stop drinking when....."
10 "You are not intrested in what I have to say"
11."you know i hate smoking"
12. "Was the curry ok?"(No right answers for this one)
13. "Am I lookng fat?"
Cool Insults for your better half
Had A love spat...
1. Hey, who says i hate your family,Its only that I wished you looked more like your Hot sister and cooked more like your mom than the other way around.
2. Nope I didnt take your call in office as my boss was chewing me out for making no right decisions in my life,And looking at you I agree he was not much off the target when he said that
3. yeah there are pretty girls in the office...No ,I dont think anyone finds me intresting enough to stay back with me late when I am working.You see someone told them that you can snap a tree in a single blow
4. Oh?the news disturbs you does it,well the only way I can get my mind off the crap you keep throwing at me is by concentreating on Where Bush-cheney are going to attack next
5. You are right I dont appreciate your cooking,But then again I dont insult it either.You are lucky I am the silent types
6. Sure I used to buy you gifts whe we started going around....but over the years I have grown more intellegent and you heavier...
1. Hey, who says i hate your family,Its only that I wished you looked more like your Hot sister and cooked more like your mom than the other way around.
2. Nope I didnt take your call in office as my boss was chewing me out for making no right decisions in my life,And looking at you I agree he was not much off the target when he said that
3. yeah there are pretty girls in the office...No ,I dont think anyone finds me intresting enough to stay back with me late when I am working.You see someone told them that you can snap a tree in a single blow
4. Oh?the news disturbs you does it,well the only way I can get my mind off the crap you keep throwing at me is by concentreating on Where Bush-cheney are going to attack next
5. You are right I dont appreciate your cooking,But then again I dont insult it either.You are lucky I am the silent types
6. Sure I used to buy you gifts whe we started going around....but over the years I have grown more intellegent and you heavier...
You Know You Are In Love When......
1.You check out her Facebook page more than your own
2.You are more interested on who is scrapping on her Orkut then yours
3.You put the “who has visited my page” option on your Orkut page to off so that she cant see that you visit her page 100,000 times a day
4.More people in your friends list are from her group then yours
5.The number stored under the letter “A” in your cell is hers
6.The Ringtone which you set on your cell phone is the song which you heard when she walked into the office canteen the first day
7.“my pictures” in your computer section has all the pictures downloaded from her FB & Orkut accounts
8. When the Caller tune in your cell phone has a suggestive song (hopefully with her name in it)
9.You use send flowers to her on needless occasion including “Independence day of Burkano Faso” & the Ground Hog day
10.You bought a second cell phone so that you can switch of your Office cell when you want to talk to her
11.You give up smoking ,and tell all your friends it is because of “character building“ exercise rather than the “Turn offs” column in her Orkut profile which says “smoking”
12.You buy a Rs 5000 Track suit ,claiming to your colleagues, its about “Healthy Lifestyle” not because you look older than her
13.She is the only “Lady Friend “ of yours whom you don’t tease about her Boy friend
14.You know the courier rates to her place better than your ATM account Password
15.You find strange endearing nicknames for a complete stranger
16.You tell all your friends about her all day long and lament that she doesn’t care so you don’t care
17.you save up every e- mail and chat session with her on your Gtalk & Gmail and spend hours re-reading it.
18.You stare longer at Cell phone screen then you do at your Laptop monitor…Hoping it will RINNNNGGG
19.You tell the HR consultant that your “Preference of Location” is limited to a radius of 100 Kms of her present location
20.You don’t miss the smoking cause you are too messed up missing her
2.You are more interested on who is scrapping on her Orkut then yours
3.You put the “who has visited my page” option on your Orkut page to off so that she cant see that you visit her page 100,000 times a day
4.More people in your friends list are from her group then yours
5.The number stored under the letter “A” in your cell is hers
6.The Ringtone which you set on your cell phone is the song which you heard when she walked into the office canteen the first day
7.“my pictures” in your computer section has all the pictures downloaded from her FB & Orkut accounts
8. When the Caller tune in your cell phone has a suggestive song (hopefully with her name in it)
9.You use send flowers to her on needless occasion including “Independence day of Burkano Faso” & the Ground Hog day
10.You bought a second cell phone so that you can switch of your Office cell when you want to talk to her
11.You give up smoking ,and tell all your friends it is because of “character building“ exercise rather than the “Turn offs” column in her Orkut profile which says “smoking”
12.You buy a Rs 5000 Track suit ,claiming to your colleagues, its about “Healthy Lifestyle” not because you look older than her
13.She is the only “Lady Friend “ of yours whom you don’t tease about her Boy friend
14.You know the courier rates to her place better than your ATM account Password
15.You find strange endearing nicknames for a complete stranger
16.You tell all your friends about her all day long and lament that she doesn’t care so you don’t care
17.you save up every e- mail and chat session with her on your Gtalk & Gmail and spend hours re-reading it.
18.You stare longer at Cell phone screen then you do at your Laptop monitor…Hoping it will RINNNNGGG
19.You tell the HR consultant that your “Preference of Location” is limited to a radius of 100 Kms of her present location
20.You don’t miss the smoking cause you are too messed up missing her
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