1.Ownership defined by law
2.She looks as good as new after a wash and a dash of polish
3.If stolen and found,she has to be sent back to you ,by law
4. If guys pass a comment as you drive past,you only feel elated ,never jealous
5. Its easy to "drive" her
6. The "doctor" costs much less
7. You can exchange it at local car dealer for a newer model by paying the diffrence
8. Banks lend you money to own her
9. You decide where you both go
10. She does not mind a new girlfriend
Have you heard this before?
Guys !!you must have heard thses lines multiple time...I have listed some so that you realise nothing you or anyone does will ever change them
1. "You used to love me more when we were going around"
2. "you no longer call me in morning to wake me up."
3. "You have no time for me nowadayz"
4. "Suddenly has your workload gone up,or are you in busy with someone in office"
5. "Daddy was right about you"
6."You have not given me a gift from last X number of days"
7."We were much happier when you didnt have this job"
8. "How do i look?" (No right answers for this one)
9."Promise you will stop drinking when....."
10 "You are not intrested in what I have to say"
11."you know i hate smoking"
12. "Was the curry ok?"(No right answers for this one)
13. "Am I lookng fat?"
1. "You used to love me more when we were going around"
2. "you no longer call me in morning to wake me up."
3. "You have no time for me nowadayz"
4. "Suddenly has your workload gone up,or are you in busy with someone in office"
5. "Daddy was right about you"
6."You have not given me a gift from last X number of days"
7."We were much happier when you didnt have this job"
8. "How do i look?" (No right answers for this one)
9."Promise you will stop drinking when....."
10 "You are not intrested in what I have to say"
11."you know i hate smoking"
12. "Was the curry ok?"(No right answers for this one)
13. "Am I lookng fat?"
Cool Insults for your better half
Had A love spat...
1. Hey, who says i hate your family,Its only that I wished you looked more like your Hot sister and cooked more like your mom than the other way around.
2. Nope I didnt take your call in office as my boss was chewing me out for making no right decisions in my life,And looking at you I agree he was not much off the target when he said that
3. yeah there are pretty girls in the office...No ,I dont think anyone finds me intresting enough to stay back with me late when I am working.You see someone told them that you can snap a tree in a single blow
4. Oh?the news disturbs you does it,well the only way I can get my mind off the crap you keep throwing at me is by concentreating on Where Bush-cheney are going to attack next
5. You are right I dont appreciate your cooking,But then again I dont insult it either.You are lucky I am the silent types
6. Sure I used to buy you gifts whe we started going around....but over the years I have grown more intellegent and you heavier...
1. Hey, who says i hate your family,Its only that I wished you looked more like your Hot sister and cooked more like your mom than the other way around.
2. Nope I didnt take your call in office as my boss was chewing me out for making no right decisions in my life,And looking at you I agree he was not much off the target when he said that
3. yeah there are pretty girls in the office...No ,I dont think anyone finds me intresting enough to stay back with me late when I am working.You see someone told them that you can snap a tree in a single blow
4. Oh?the news disturbs you does it,well the only way I can get my mind off the crap you keep throwing at me is by concentreating on Where Bush-cheney are going to attack next
5. You are right I dont appreciate your cooking,But then again I dont insult it either.You are lucky I am the silent types
6. Sure I used to buy you gifts whe we started going around....but over the years I have grown more intellegent and you heavier...
You Know You Are In Love When......
1.You check out her Facebook page more than your own
2.You are more interested on who is scrapping on her Orkut then yours
3.You put the “who has visited my page” option on your Orkut page to off so that she cant see that you visit her page 100,000 times a day
4.More people in your friends list are from her group then yours
5.The number stored under the letter “A” in your cell is hers
6.The Ringtone which you set on your cell phone is the song which you heard when she walked into the office canteen the first day
7.“my pictures” in your computer section has all the pictures downloaded from her FB & Orkut accounts
8. When the Caller tune in your cell phone has a suggestive song (hopefully with her name in it)
9.You use send flowers to her on needless occasion including “Independence day of Burkano Faso” & the Ground Hog day
10.You bought a second cell phone so that you can switch of your Office cell when you want to talk to her
11.You give up smoking ,and tell all your friends it is because of “character building“ exercise rather than the “Turn offs” column in her Orkut profile which says “smoking”
12.You buy a Rs 5000 Track suit ,claiming to your colleagues, its about “Healthy Lifestyle” not because you look older than her
13.She is the only “Lady Friend “ of yours whom you don’t tease about her Boy friend
14.You know the courier rates to her place better than your ATM account Password
15.You find strange endearing nicknames for a complete stranger
16.You tell all your friends about her all day long and lament that she doesn’t care so you don’t care
17.you save up every e- mail and chat session with her on your Gtalk & Gmail and spend hours re-reading it.
18.You stare longer at Cell phone screen then you do at your Laptop monitor…Hoping it will RINNNNGGG
19.You tell the HR consultant that your “Preference of Location” is limited to a radius of 100 Kms of her present location
20.You don’t miss the smoking cause you are too messed up missing her
2.You are more interested on who is scrapping on her Orkut then yours
3.You put the “who has visited my page” option on your Orkut page to off so that she cant see that you visit her page 100,000 times a day
4.More people in your friends list are from her group then yours
5.The number stored under the letter “A” in your cell is hers
6.The Ringtone which you set on your cell phone is the song which you heard when she walked into the office canteen the first day
7.“my pictures” in your computer section has all the pictures downloaded from her FB & Orkut accounts
8. When the Caller tune in your cell phone has a suggestive song (hopefully with her name in it)
9.You use send flowers to her on needless occasion including “Independence day of Burkano Faso” & the Ground Hog day
10.You bought a second cell phone so that you can switch of your Office cell when you want to talk to her
11.You give up smoking ,and tell all your friends it is because of “character building“ exercise rather than the “Turn offs” column in her Orkut profile which says “smoking”
12.You buy a Rs 5000 Track suit ,claiming to your colleagues, its about “Healthy Lifestyle” not because you look older than her
13.She is the only “Lady Friend “ of yours whom you don’t tease about her Boy friend
14.You know the courier rates to her place better than your ATM account Password
15.You find strange endearing nicknames for a complete stranger
16.You tell all your friends about her all day long and lament that she doesn’t care so you don’t care
17.you save up every e- mail and chat session with her on your Gtalk & Gmail and spend hours re-reading it.
18.You stare longer at Cell phone screen then you do at your Laptop monitor…Hoping it will RINNNNGGG
19.You tell the HR consultant that your “Preference of Location” is limited to a radius of 100 Kms of her present location
20.You don’t miss the smoking cause you are too messed up missing her
To Kya Kare??...What can be done.
Hmmm so how to be the Alpha male.
1. Look and dress confidently,doesn't really matter how you look
2. If you have some money,spend it on yourself,not her ,first
3. Never show direct interest in women all around.Keep distance and seem aloof
4. In a group of friends which includes the "prospect" be careful to not seem as being "led" but be a leader or one of the leaders
5. When she is in a group of friends,give her attention for few moments and then ignore her by addressing her friends.
6. Dont call regularly,at same time everyday or SMS regularly at same time.
7. Use the "Hot" & "Cold" routine regularly,It is mentioned in detail in next post
8.Never show that "you can't" live without her
1. Look and dress confidently,doesn't really matter how you look
2. If you have some money,spend it on yourself,not her ,first
3. Never show direct interest in women all around.Keep distance and seem aloof
4. In a group of friends which includes the "prospect" be careful to not seem as being "led" but be a leader or one of the leaders
5. When she is in a group of friends,give her attention for few moments and then ignore her by addressing her friends.
6. Dont call regularly,at same time everyday or SMS regularly at same time.
7. Use the "Hot" & "Cold" routine regularly,It is mentioned in detail in next post
8.Never show that "you can't" live without her
"Nice Guys Vs Jerks" Debate,Indian Perspective
One of the most common debates in the cyberworld regarding "Love" is the Nice guys vs Jerks. This refers to a common perception that women like guys who are ,what most other men,would refer to as "jerks".I mean how many times do you see an attractive girl hanging out with a guy whom most of the men in your fraternity would refer as a worthless fellow.Someone who is "bad guy" or who has got a "reputation".
The Standards and rules which most of these websites talk about is the Western concept of Nice Guys or Jerks.The situations described are no more suitable to their culture.I decided to go through the concepts and see how they are or are not applicable to the Indian scenario.
The first thing that I can comment is,They are applicable,but with clear local variations.
So what is the Indian "Nice guy Vs Jerks" take.
The truth is that the normal girl grows up on a staple diet of Western movies,bollywood fests and Tv soaps,where the "Hero" is usually a protector and defender of "good",So how come in the college the same girl goes out with a guy you would define as a "creep".Or ever wonder the slightly slick friend of yours whom you may not trust with your pet dog is the one who dates the prettiest or the most happening women of the class? How come the most coolest chick in the office does not accept your invitation for coffee at CCD but is gyrating on the dance floor with Talwar from accounts,that guy who is supposed to be having an affair with the CFO's secretary?
How come when you finally propose the girl of your dreams ,she turns around and gives "Just friend" answer and then eventually goes on to introduce you to the guy ,who used to be the one she confided to you once as the one she detests ,as her real love????
The reasons can be variable,but one thing is always true,the guys who appears more exciting to the Indian woman like her western counter part,is her choice.In that sense they are both similar.But what may be defied as an "acceptable " behaviour by a western woman may not be same as an Indian.
Indian women,especially urban under 30's have grown up in post liberalisation age.They have been exposed to all nuances of western culture and react similarly.So what defines an Indian Nice guy
"Nice Guys" are very self-conscious, have very little friends, are tense, and walk around mistrustful of anyone and everyone they see, whether they realize it or not. As MANY people have told most likely told you, confidence is always number 1 on any women's list when on the prowl for a potential man."Nice Guys" have very little confidence, and often let girls walk all over them. To be a nice guy and a doormat is completely different. The instinct of a girl is to find the alpha male, wow you may be saying "Darwin's theory is true, survival of the fittest". If you put 1 girl in a room with 2 guys, one was standing in the corner too shy to speak to this girl, and the other one was talking to her, flirting and such, honestly who do you think she would pick?
The key again, is confidence, not cockiness, there is a fine line between the two but you should be able to distinguish between the both. "Why do good girls, like bad boys?" You may have heard the song. Young girls like jerks, or at least the aura that these so-called jerks give off. They subconsciously, instinctively like the dominating male who will provide the strongest young, and protect her and himself.Most girls like a challenge, you have to make her want you. Next time a girl asks you to.. oh say pick up a pen, try saying something like do it yourself, and go talk to another girl so she can see it. This plays on a very basic emotion, which is jealousy, hence the challenge, or the game. They want something they can't have (seemingly), and that makes them want it much much more. There are many things you can do to increase this want, for example, if approaching a large group of girls, talk to the one you like, then talk to the girls around her, or even your friends. This is the game, playing hard to get.Back to the whole niceguy thing, girls do want a nice guy - in a sense. They want a guy who is nice - privately. Be a gentlemen to them at your house, but to initially get the girl, intrigue her, make her ask herself "Why doesn't he like me..". Give her attention, but give attention to others. Girls want a guy who is wanted by others, they're competitive like that.
Humans (girls ARE humans) want what they cannot have.Girls want what other girls want (a sub-instinct, jealousy/competitiveness)Girls like masculinity, let the testerone show, cuss out the next fucker that says something to you in class Play THE GAME This is it, again it's very unorganized, think of it as a rough draft, I'll update it eventually, but for now, you hopefully get the idea.Confidence - the #1 thing girls look for, subconsciously or consciously
The Standards and rules which most of these websites talk about is the Western concept of Nice Guys or Jerks.The situations described are no more suitable to their culture.I decided to go through the concepts and see how they are or are not applicable to the Indian scenario.
The first thing that I can comment is,They are applicable,but with clear local variations.
So what is the Indian "Nice guy Vs Jerks" take.
The truth is that the normal girl grows up on a staple diet of Western movies,bollywood fests and Tv soaps,where the "Hero" is usually a protector and defender of "good",So how come in the college the same girl goes out with a guy you would define as a "creep".Or ever wonder the slightly slick friend of yours whom you may not trust with your pet dog is the one who dates the prettiest or the most happening women of the class? How come the most coolest chick in the office does not accept your invitation for coffee at CCD but is gyrating on the dance floor with Talwar from accounts,that guy who is supposed to be having an affair with the CFO's secretary?
How come when you finally propose the girl of your dreams ,she turns around and gives "Just friend" answer and then eventually goes on to introduce you to the guy ,who used to be the one she confided to you once as the one she detests ,as her real love????
The reasons can be variable,but one thing is always true,the guys who appears more exciting to the Indian woman like her western counter part,is her choice.In that sense they are both similar.But what may be defied as an "acceptable " behaviour by a western woman may not be same as an Indian.
Indian women,especially urban under 30's have grown up in post liberalisation age.They have been exposed to all nuances of western culture and react similarly.So what defines an Indian Nice guy
"Nice Guys" are very self-conscious, have very little friends, are tense, and walk around mistrustful of anyone and everyone they see, whether they realize it or not. As MANY people have told most likely told you, confidence is always number 1 on any women's list when on the prowl for a potential man."Nice Guys" have very little confidence, and often let girls walk all over them. To be a nice guy and a doormat is completely different. The instinct of a girl is to find the alpha male, wow you may be saying "Darwin's theory is true, survival of the fittest". If you put 1 girl in a room with 2 guys, one was standing in the corner too shy to speak to this girl, and the other one was talking to her, flirting and such, honestly who do you think she would pick?
The key again, is confidence, not cockiness, there is a fine line between the two but you should be able to distinguish between the both. "Why do good girls, like bad boys?" You may have heard the song. Young girls like jerks, or at least the aura that these so-called jerks give off. They subconsciously, instinctively like the dominating male who will provide the strongest young, and protect her and himself.Most girls like a challenge, you have to make her want you. Next time a girl asks you to.. oh say pick up a pen, try saying something like do it yourself, and go talk to another girl so she can see it. This plays on a very basic emotion, which is jealousy, hence the challenge, or the game. They want something they can't have (seemingly), and that makes them want it much much more. There are many things you can do to increase this want, for example, if approaching a large group of girls, talk to the one you like, then talk to the girls around her, or even your friends. This is the game, playing hard to get.Back to the whole niceguy thing, girls do want a nice guy - in a sense. They want a guy who is nice - privately. Be a gentlemen to them at your house, but to initially get the girl, intrigue her, make her ask herself "Why doesn't he like me..". Give her attention, but give attention to others. Girls want a guy who is wanted by others, they're competitive like that.
Humans (girls ARE humans) want what they cannot have.Girls want what other girls want (a sub-instinct, jealousy/competitiveness)Girls like masculinity, let the testerone show, cuss out the next fucker that says something to you in class Play THE GAME This is it, again it's very unorganized, think of it as a rough draft, I'll update it eventually, but for now, you hopefully get the idea.Confidence - the #1 thing girls look for, subconsciously or consciously
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